Movies made with Kodak ease Starting with the first brave steps, childhood days are full of action. That's why youngsters are such ideal subjects for a Ciné-Kodak. Movies made the Kodak way show them as you saw them-running, skipping, jumping and, as a result, the pictures seem to live. Eastman Kodak Company, Rochester, N. Y., The Kodak City Who Could Blame Her? The teacher, prompted by superior authority, had asked permission, by letter, of a girl's parents to have her take the Schick mentality test. The permission was refused by the child's mother in a letter which ran as follows: "I received your letter asking to have my girl take the Sheek test. I will not have my girl take no Sheek test. I have seen that Sheek at the theatre, and I will have nothing to do with no test of his."-Boston Transcript. A Mark of Esteem A young friend of our acquaintance said recently to his uncle: "Uncle Jack, I think you're an awfully nice manand I'm going to count up to a hundred for you!"-New York Tribune. STUDENT (at box office): Two tickets, please. TICKET SELLER: What date? -Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. IRATE LADY (to neighbor in subway): Sir, your glass eye has broken my hatpin!-Harvard Lampoon. The foreign trade supplied from LIFE'S London Office, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, London, E. C. Canadian distributor, The American News Company, Ltd., 386-388 St. James Street, Montreal, Canada. No contributions will be returned unless accompanied by stamped and addressed envelope. LIFE does not hold itself responsible for the loss or non-return of unsolicited contributions. Notice of change of address should reach this office two weeks prior to the date of issue to be affected. 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Goodrich Rubber Company, Limited, Toronto OUR RESEARCH DEPARTMENT INVITES SUGGESTIONS FOR NEW USES OF RUBBER Too Fresh A fresh young man was introduced to a very pretty girl at an afternoon tea. His admiration was marked and of course the girl was more or less complimented. He secured permission TREAT EM ROUGHER OUR FOOLISH = CONTEMPORARIES t 4.34 a good slogan for MOST your gums OST of the trouble we have with our gums comes from the food we eat and the hasty way we eat it. For soft food, hastily eaten, does not give the gums the stimulation that they need so much. Does your toothbrush As a result, many people's gums are soft and flabby, tender to the brush, and prone to bleed. Whenever the warning of the "pink toothbrush" comes, you can depend upon it that more trouble is to come. Use Ipana Tooth Pasteit stimulates the gums Thousands of dentists, aware of the necessity for keeping gums firm and healthy, now prescribe the use of Ipana Tooth Paste. In obstinate cases of bleeding gums, they direct a gum massage with Ipana after the regular brushing. For, because of the presence of ziratol, Ipana has a direct tonic effect on weakened or congested gum tissue. Try a tube of Ipana today If your gums have a tendency to be soft or to bleed, go to the drug store today and buy your first tube of Ipana. Before you have finished using it, you cannot fail to note the difference. You will be delighted with its grit-free consistency, its delicious flavor and its clean taste. IPANA TOOTH PASTE -made by the makers of Sal Hepatica Tablespoonful Abbott's Bitters, in sweetened water, after meals, is great aid to digestion. Sample Bitters by mail, 25 cts. in stamps. C. W. Abbott & Co., Balt., Md. The Amateur Gardener Gets Busy An order received by the Plantum Seed Co.: "Please send me one dozen strawberry seeds, one bee with hive complete, one dozen plum seeds, ten square yards of grass, six wall flowers with pieces of wall and one safety lawn mower and plow combined. Send also enough baskets to hold the strawberry and plum crops and back combs for the honey. The grass should be green, and the seeds a flavor unpopular with the chickens." -Good Hardware. An Uncertain Life A group of big business men in Washington were talking one evening about Government taxation. "There is no telling where we will land by the time the tax bill is settled," said one. "Our status is as uncertain as that of an old Negro slave I once heard of. Somebody asked him whom he belonged to. 'I don't know, suh,' he replied. 'Old Marse, he's upstairs playin' pokah.'" -Forbes. Economy! An Austrian, a professor at Heidelberg University, left the following instructions in his will: "I desire a third-class funeral, same to cost not more than eight florins, thirty kreutzers, because I do not like to spend a lot of money on things from which I derive no pleasure." -Sans-Gêne (Paris). It can't get lost Waterproof Cream! ELIZABETH ARDEN announces a new cream-her Waterproof Cream. Smooth it on the face, neck, arms and hands under powder. It gives the skin a lovely silken finish a waterproof finish! It keeps the skin fresh and attractive for hours of swimming and sports. Prevents sunburn, roughness, peeling, freckles. Also gives the skin a superb finish for evening. $3. Write for Elizabeth Arden's book Elizabeth Arden 673-A Fifth Avenue, New York London, 25 Old Bond Street Paris, 2 Rue de la Paix HANDS UP! 79 Echo of the War Contest CONGRESS OF THE UNITED STATES Publisher of LIFE, New York City. You sent out your "War Award" too soon. You should have sent the awards to those gentlemen in Congress who voted to forget the Peace Conference for Disarmament and build One Hundred and Eleven Million dollars more warships after scrapping threequarters of a Billion dollars of warships. They propose to get ready for another Conference. I am wondering how many more ships they will want to build after the next Conference. One day they buy Peace with China by rebating her debt and on the next opportunity they vote to build 6 River Cruisers at a cost of $700,000 each to shoot them with. You sent out your Certificates too soon, but you will no doubt approve and applaud the breach of faith of the World and of the American people. (Signed) Toм D. MCKEOWN. The Natural Touch "YES," reflected the great theatrical producer, "on the whole, the effect is good, but there is something lacking. A touch of reality is still needed. A natural note is most essential." Then, suddenly, a thought struck him. 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