'MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR. BUNTY! I'M THE BOY WHAT DON'T RATTLE YER GATE NO MORE."

"NO WONDER HE DIDN'T FALL FOR THE SANTY CLAUS STUFF, YA DIDN'T CRY LIKE YA YOUSTA DID." "WHY YOUSANT I?" "YOU AIN'T YOUSANT, THAT'S ALL, 'N' WOT'S FOIDERMORE, I'LL CLOSE THE ACT IN YA FACE IF YA EVER TRY TO YOUSANT WID ME."