[Born, 1612. Died, 1680.]
THE merit of Hudibras, excellent as it is, certainly lies in its style and execution, and by no means in the structure of the story. The action of the poem as it stands, and interrupted as it is, occupies but three days; and it is clear from the opening line, When civil dudgeon first grew high," that it was meant to bear date with the civil wars. Yet after two days and nights are completed, the poet skips at once, in the third part, to Oliver Cromwell's death, and then returns to retrieve his hero, and conduct him
through the last canto. Before the third part of Hudibras appeared, a great space of time had elapsed since the publication of the first. Charles II. had been fifteen years asleep on the throne, and Butler seems to have felt that the ridicule of the sectaries had grown a stale subject. The final interest of the piece, therefore, dwindles into the widow's repulse of Sir Hudibras, a topic which has been suspected to allude, not so much to the Presbyterians, as to the reigning monarch's dotage upon his mistresses.
HUDIBRAS, PART I. CANTO. I. WHEN civil dudgeon first grew high, And men fell out, they knew not why; When hard words, jealousies, and fears, Set folks together by the ears,
And made them fight, like mad or drunk, For Dame Religion as for punk; Whose honesty they all durst swear for, Though not a man of them knew wherefore; When Gospel-trumpeter, surrounded With long-ear'd rout, to battle sounded; And pulpit, drum-ecclesiastic,
Was beat with fist instead of a stick; Then did Sir Knight abandon dwelling, And out he rode a colonelling.
A wight he was, whose very sight would Entitle him Mirror of Knighthood, That never bow'd his stubborn knee To any thing but chivalry, Nor put up blow, but that which laid Right worshipful on shoulder-blade; Chief of domestic knights and errant, Either for chartel or for warrant ; Great on the bench, great in the saddle, That could as well bind o'er as swaddle; Mighty he was at both of these, And styled of War, as well as Peace: (So some rats, of amphibious nature, Are either for the land or water.) But here our authors make a doubt Whether he were more wise or stout: Some hold the one, and some the other, But, howsoe'er they make a pother, The diff'rence was so small, his brain Outweigh'd his rage but half a grain : Which made some take him for a tool That knaves do work with, call'd a Fool. For't has been held by many, that As Montaigne, playing with his cat, Complains she thought him but an ass, Much more she would Sir Hudibras ; (For that's the name our valiant knight To all his challenges did write ;)
But they're mistaken very much, "Tis plain enough he was not such. We grant, although he had much wit, H' was very shy of using it, As being loth to wear it out, And therefore bore it not about; Unless on holidays or so,
As men their best apparel do. Beside, 'tis known he could speak Greek As naturally as pigs squeak;
That Latin was no more difficile, Than to a blackbird 'tis to whistle: Being rich in both, he never scanted His bounty unto such as wanted; But much of either would afford To many that had not one word. For Hebrew roots, although they're found To flourish most in barren ground, He had such plenty as sufficed To make some think him circumcised: And truly so he was perhaps Not as a proselyte, but for claps.
He was in logic a great critic, Profoundly skill'd in analytic : He could distinguish, and divide A hair 'twixt south and south-west side: On either which he would dispute, Confute, change hands, and still confute : He'd undertake to prove, by force Of argument, a man's no horse; He'd prove a buzzard is no fowl, And that a lord may be an owl; A calf an alderman, a goose a justice, And rooks committee-men and trustees. He'd run in debt by disputation, And pay with ratiocination: All this by syllogism true, In mood and figure he would do, For rhetoric, he could not ope His mouth, but out there flew a trope: And when he happen'd to break off I' th' middle of his speech or couga, H' had hard words ready to show why, And tell what rules he did it by;
Else when with greatest art he spoke, You'd think he talk'd like other folk; For all a rhetorician's rules
Teach nothing but to name his tools.
But, when he pleased to show't, his speech, In loftiness of sound, was rich; A Babylonish dialect,
Which learned pedants much affect; It was a party-colour'd dress
Of patch'd and piebald languages; "Twas English cut on Greek and Latin, Like fustian heretofore on satin; It had an old promiscuous tone,
As if h' had talk'd three parts in one; Which made some think, when he did gabble, Th' had heard three labourers of Babel,
Or Cerberus himself pronounce A leash of languages at once. This he as volubly would vent,
As if his stock would ne'er be spent: And truly, to support that charge, He had supplies as vast and large; For he could coin or counterfeit New words, with little or no wit; Words so debased and hard, no stone Was hard enough to touch them on; And when with hasty noise he spoke 'em, The ignorant for current took 'em ; That had the orator, who once Did fill his mouth with pebble-stones When he harangued, but known his phrase, He would have used no other ways. In mathematics he was greater Than Tycho Brahe or Erra Pater; For he, by geometric scale,
Could take the size of pots of ale; Resolve by sines and tangents straight If bread or butter wanted weight; And wisely tell what hour o' th' day The clock does strike, by algebra. Beside, he was a shrewd philosopher, And had read ev'ry text and gloss over; Whate'er the crabbed'st author hath, He understood b' implicit faith: Whatever sceptic could inquire for, For ev'ry why he had a wherefore; Knew more than forty of them do, As far as words and terms could go; All which he understood by rote, And, as occasion served, would quote: No matter whether right or wrong, They might be either said or sung. His notions fitted things so well, That which was which he could not tell, But oftentimes mistook the one For th' other, as great clerks have done. He could reduce all things to acts, And knew their natures by abstracts; Where Entity and Quiddity,
The ghosts of defunct bodies, fly; Where truth in person does appear, Like words congeal'd in northern air.
He knew what's what, and that's as high As metaphysic wit can flv
In school-divinity as able
As he that hight Irrefragable; A second Thomas, or, at once To name them all, another Dunce: Profound in all the Nominal And Real ways beyond them all: For he a rope of sand could twist As tough as learned Sorbonist, And weave fine cobwebs, fit for scull That's empty when the moon is full; Such as take lodgings in a head That's to be let unfurnished. He could raise scruples dark and nice, And after solve 'em in a trice;
As if Divinity had catch'd
The itch, on purpose to be scratch'd: Or, like a mountebank, did wound And stab herself with doubts profound, Only to show with how small pain The sores of Faith are cured again; Although by woful proof we find They always leave a scar behind. He knew the seat of Paradise, Could tell in what degree it lies, And, as he was disposed, could prove it Below the moon, or else above it; What Adam dreamt of, when his bride Came from her closet in his side; Whether the devil tempted her By a High Dutch interpreter ; If either of them had a navel; Who first made music malleable; Whether the serpent, at the fall, Had cloven feet, or none at all: All this, without a gloss or comment, He could unriddle in a moment,
In proper terms, such as men smatter, When they throw out, and miss the matter. For his religion, it was fit
To match his learning and his wit; "Twas Presbyterian true blue; For he was of that stubborn crew Of errant saints, whom all men grant To be the true Church Militant; Such as do build their faith upon The holy text of pike and gun; Decide all controversies by Infallible artillery;
And prove their doctrine orthodox, By apostolic blows and knocks; Call fire, and sword, and desolation, A godly, thorough Reformation, Which always must be carried on, And still be doing, never done; As if Religion were intended For nothing else but to be mended: A sect whose chief devotion lies In odd perverse antipathies; In falling out with that or this, And finding somewhat still amiss; More peevish, cross, and splenetic, Than dog distract, or monkey sick; That with more care keep holiday The wrong, than others the right way;
Compound for sins they are inclined to, By damning those they have no mind to: Still so perverse and opposite,
As if they worshipp'd God for spite; The self-same thing they will abhor One way, and long another for: Freewill they one way disavow; Another, nothing else allow : All piety consists therein In them, in other men all sin : Rather than fail, they will defy
That which they loved most tenderly ; Quarrel with minced-pies, and disparage Their best and dearest friend, plum-porridge; Fat pig and goose itself oppose,
And blaspheme custard through the nose. Th' apostles of this fierce religion, Like Mahomet's, were ass and widgeon, To whom our Knight, by fast instinct Of wit and temper, was so link'd, As if hypocrisy and nonsense
Had got th' advowson of his conscience.
Thus was he gifted and accouter'd, We mean on th' inside, not the outward: That next of all we shall discuss; Then listen, sirs, it follows thus. His tawny beard was th' equal grace Both of his wisdom and his face; In cut and dye so like a tile, A sudden view it would beguile; The upper part whereof was whey, The nether orange, mix'd with gray. This hairy meteor did denounce The fall of sceptres and of crowns; With grisly type did represent Declining age of government, And tell, with hieroglyphic spade,
Its own grave and the state's were made: Like Samson's heart-breakers, it grew In time to make a nation rue; Though it contributed its own fall, To wait upon the public downfal:
It was monastic, and did grow
In holy orders by strict vow; Of rule as sullen and severe, As that of rigid Cordelier: "Twas bound to suffer persecution, And martyrdom, with resolution; T'oppose itself against the hate And vengeance of th' incensed state, In whose defiance it was worn, Still ready to be pull'd and torn, With red-hot irons to be tortured, Reviled, and spit upon, and martyr'd; Maugre all which 'twas to stand fast As long as Monarchy should last : But when the state should hap to reel, "Twas to submit to fatal steel, And fall, as it was consecrate, A sacrifice to fall of state,
Whose thread of life the Fatal Sisters Did twist together with its whiskers, And twine so close, that Time should never, In life or death, their fortunes sever,
But with his rusty sickle mow Both down together at a blow.
So learned Taliacotius, from The brawny part of porter's bum, Cut supplemental noses, which Would last as long as parent breech; But when the date of Nock was out, Off dropp'd the sympathetic snout. His back, or rather burden, show'd As if it stoop'd with its own load: For as Æneas bore his sire Upon his shoulders through the fire, Our knight did bear no less a pack Of his own buttocks on his back; Which now had almost got the upper- Hand of his head for want of crupper: To poise this equally, he bore A paunch of the same bulk before, Which still he had a special care To keep well-cramm'd with thrifty fare; As white-pot, butter-milk, and cards, Such as a country house affords ; With other victual, which anon We further shall dilate upon,
When of his hose we come to treat, The cupboard where he kept his meat. His doublet was of sturdy buff, And though not sword, yet cudgel proof, Whereby 'twas fitter for his use, Who fear'd no blows but such as bruise. His breeches were of rugged woollen, And had been at the siege of Bullen; To old King Harry so well known, Some writers held they were his own: Through they were lined with many a piece Of ammunition bread and cheese, And fat black-puddings, proper food For warriors that delight in blood: For, as we said, he always chose To carry victual in his hose, That often tempted rats and mice The ammunition to surprise; And when he put a hand but in
The one or t'other magazine,
They stoutly in defence on't stood,
And from the wounded foe drew blood,
And till they were storm'd, and beaten out,
Ne'er left the fortified redoubt:
And though knights errant, as some think, Of old did neither eat nor drink, Because when thorough deserts vast, And regions desolate, they past, Where belly-timber above ground, Or under, was not to be found,
Unless they grazed, there's not one word Of their provision on record;
Which made some confidently write, They had no stomachs but to fight. "Tis false; for Arthur wore in hall Round table like a farthingal,
On which, with shirt pull'd out behind, And eke before, his good knights dined; Though 'twas no table, some suppose, But a huge pair of round trunk hose,
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