Others aver, that to him Handel Strange! that such high disputes should be 6 Said Celia to a reverend Dean, 'They have,' says he, 'no women there.' They cannot find a priest.' 7 On Mr. Carthy's knocking out some of his Bookseller's Teeth because he said his Poems did not sell and he could not live by the Profits. I must confess that I was somewhat warm, I broke his teeth, but where's the mighty harm? My book, he said, could ne'er afford him meat, And teeth are useless where there's nought to eat. 8 When two-score throats together squall, 9 Thanks to my stars, I once can see Or dealing crowns to George and James. IO Flattery Exposed. A prince, the moment he is crown'd, As emblems of the sovereign power, II The Old Gentry. That all from Adam first began, Sure none but Whiston doubts; And that his son, and his son's son, Were ploughmen, clowns, and louts. Here lies the only diff'rence now 12 'Carthy,' you say, 'writes well, his genius true'; 13 Mankind.(32) Man is a very worm by birth, Vile reptile, weak and vain! 14 On Burning a dull Poem. An ass's hoof alone can hold That poisonous juice which kills by cold. No vessel but an ass's head Such frigid fustian could contain ; I mean the head without the brain. In haste, with imprecations dire, When (who could think?) though cold as ice, How could I more enhance its fame? 15 On the Vowels. We are little airy creatures, All of different voice and features; One of us you'll find in jet: 16 The last thing the witty Dean wrote was an epigram on the building of a magazine for arms and stores at Dublin, which was pointed out to him as he was taking exercise during his mental disease: circa 1740. Behold a proof of Irish sense : Here Irish wit is seen; When nothing 's left that's worth defence They build a magazine. On Swift. Swift for the Ancients has reason'd so well, 'Tis apparent from hence that the Moderns excel. (33) On several Petty Pieces published against Dean Swift when deaf and infirm. Thy mortal part, ingenious Swift, must die, An Inscription, intended for a Compartment in Dr. Swift's Monument, designed by Cunningham, on College Green, Dublin. Say, to the Drapier's (34) vast unbounded fame On Swift's' Gulliver's Travels.' Here learn from moral truth and wit refin'd, Bowyer. |