The Ruling Passion 'Twas Christmas in giddy Gotham, And Miss Irene de Jones Awoke at noon and yawned and yawned, Papa at home will stay, For 'Change is closed and he won't make A single cent to-day." Windily dawned the Christmas And Miss Arabel Wabash Breezy "What's that thing in my stocking? Well, in two jiffs I'll know!" From 'way down in the toe. 285 Unknown. THE RULING PASSION From "Moral Essays," Epistle I THE frugal crone, whom praying priests attend, "Odious! in woollen! 'twould a saint provoke," The courtier smooth, who forty years had shined An humble servant to all humankind, Just brought out this, when scarce his tongue could stir, "If-where I'm going-I could serve you, sir?” "I give and I devise" (old Euclio said, And sighed) "my lands and tenements to Ned." Your money, sir? Why if I must" "My money, sir! What, all? The manor, sir? "The manor, hold!" he cried, Alexander Pope. THE POPE AND THE NET WHAT, he on whom our voices unanimously ran, So much the more his boy minds book, gives proof of mother-wit, Becomes first Deacon, and then Priest, then Bishop: see him sit No less than Cardinal ere long, while no one cries "Unfit!" But some one smirks, some other smiles, jogs elbow and nods head; Each wings at each: "I' faith, a rise! Saint Peter's net, instead Of sword and keys, is come in vogue!" You think he blushes red! Not he, of humble holy heart! "Unworthy me!" he sighs: "From fisher's drudge to Church's prince-it is indeed a rise: So, here's my way to keep the fact forever in my eyes!" And straightway in his palace-hall, where commonly is set Some coat-of-arms, some portraiture ancestral, lo, we met Ilis mean estate's reminder in his fisher-father's net! Which step conciliates all and some, stops cavil in a trice: "The humble holy heart that holds of new-born pride no spice! He's just the saint to choose for Pope!" Each adds, ""Tis my advice." The Lost Spectacles 287 So Pope he was: and when we flocked-its sacred slipper on To kiss his foot, we lifted eyes, alack, the thing was goneThat guarantee of lowlihead,-eclipsed that star which shone! Each eyed his fellow, one and all kept silence. I cried "Pish! I'll make me spokesman for the rest, express the common wish. Why, Father, is the net removed?" "Son, it hath caught the fish." Robert Browning. AN ACTOR A SHABBY fellow chanced one day to meet Garrick, of whom our nation justly brags; The fellow hugged him with a kind embrace;"Good sir, I do not recollect your face," Quoth Garrick. "No?" replied the man of rags; "The boards of Drury you and I have trod Full many a time together, I am sure." "When?" with an oath, cried Garrick, "for, by G-d, I never saw that face of yours before! What characters, I pray, Did you and I together play?" "Lord!" quoth the fellow, "think not that I mockWhen you played Hamlet, sir, I played the cock!" John Wolcot. THE LOST SPECTACLES A COUNTRY curate, visiting his flock, "A Bible, sir?" exclaimed she in a rage, 'Tis in the drawer, be quick and bring it here." THAT TEXAN CATTLE MAN WE rode the tawny Texan hills, A bearded cattle man and I; The other fourth he sleeps. To learn what he might know of love, Behold this day, all storm at morn, Yet now 't is changed to cloud and sun. That changeth not," I said. He drew a glass as if to scan The plain for steers; raised it and sighed. He craned his neck, this cattle man, That Texan Cattle Man "For twenty years (forgive these tears)- I looked that Texan in the face That dark-browed, bearded cattle man, A broad right hand, all scarred and tan, But rest I could not. Know I must I wondered, marvelled, marvelled much. I could not rest until I knew "Now twenty years, my man," said I, "Is a long time." He turned and drew A pistol forth, also a sigh. ""Tis twenty years or more," said he, "Nay, nay, my honest man, I vow I do not doubt that this may be; But tell, oh! tell me how. ""Twould make a poem true and grand; All time should note it near and far; And thy fair, virgin Texan land Should stand out like a Winter star. 289 |