The Happy Man His mind was on devotion bent; He kept with care each high day, And Holy Thursday always spent The day before Good Friday. He liked good claret very well, He thought it best to drink it. Than doctors more he loved the cook, And never any physic took But when he took a dose. Oh, happy, happy is the swain Bright as the sun his flowing hair And no one could with him compare, His talents I cannot rehearse, That whatsoe'er he wrote in verse, No one could call it prose. He argued with precision nice, His powerful logic would surprise, He proved that dimness of the eyes 815 They liked him much-so it appears He was not always right, 'tis true, Whene'er a tender tear he shed, In tilting everybody knew Yet no opponents he o'erthrew But those that he knocked down. At last they smote him in the head,- And when they saw that he was dead, And when at last he lost his breath, Gilles Ménage. THE BELLS Oн, it's H-A-P-P-Y I am, and it's F-R-double-E, A Bachelor's Mono-Rhyme Oh, the bells of Hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling The bells of Heaven go sing-a-ling-a-ling Oh, Death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling No Ting-a-ling-a-ling, no sting-a-ling-a-ling 817 Unknown. TAKINGS He took her fancy when he came, He took no notice of the shame He took to come of afternoons, He took an oath he'd ne'er deceive, Thomas Hood, Jr. A BACHELOR'S MONO-RHYME Do you think I'd marry a woman And makes it a thing of woe; What a figure she'd make, if I'd let her, Who has not a thought in her head Where thoughts are expected to grow, Except of trumpery scandals Too small for a man to know? Do you think I'd wed with that, That fortune will bestow! So, pretty one, idle one, stupid one! You're not for me, I trow, To-day, nor yet to-morrow, No, no! decidedly no! Charles Mackay. THE ART OF BOOK-KEEPING How hard, when those who do not wish Who call and take some favourite tome, They thus complete their set at home, For pamphlets lent I look around, For tracts my tears are spilt; But when they take a book that's bound, 'Tis surely extra guilt. The Art of Book-Keeping A circulating library Is mine-my birds are flown; There's one odd volume left, to be Like all the rest, a-lone. I, of my "Spenser " quite bereft, My "Hall" and "Hill "Bacon." were levelled flat, But "Moore" was still the cry; And then, although I threw them "Sprat," O'er everything, however slight, They seized some airy trammel; They snatched my Hogg" and "Fox" one night, And then I saw my "Crabbe" at last, Like Hamlet's, backward go; And as my tide was ebbing fast, I wondered into what balloon My books their course had bent; And yet, with all my marvelling, soon I found my "Marvell" went. My "Mallet" served to knock me down, While studying o'er the fire one day 819 |