Precept and law they broke, Curate and rector spoke, Dealing the Church a stroke Shaken and sundered Then they divided, and Lost the six hundred ! Clergy to right of chair, Shouted and thundered! Went blessed, and out of breath. Back to their flocks to tell All that was done by them Nice fourteen hundred ! When will the scandal fade Punch, 1868. AT THE MAGDALEN GROUND. Ecce canit formas alius jactusque pilarum. I. DRIVE to the Magdalen Ground; Soon myself there I found, Balls flew, and ground boys After them blundered! Theirs not at ease to lie, Who could have wondered? II. Balls to the right of me! Nearly a hundred ! There stood each cricket swell, III. Thirsty with elbows bare, Why no one's head was broke, Fast the balls thundered; Which, had they hit him, would IV, Balls to the right of me! Bounded and thundered! From Lays of Modern Oxford, 1874. The following Puff Poetical was taken from the Daily News of January, 1878: CHARGE OF THE FAIR BRIGADE. With the Junior Partner's Apoiogies to Mr. Tennyson. HALF a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All on the underground line Rode the six hundred. Right! cried the guard of the train; Forward the bright brigade! Came the six hundred. Counters to right of them, Went the six hundred. Flash'd all their note-books fair, Noting with all due care, All the world wondered; Plunged in the "Hibernum Sale," Metre and yard-stick fail Then they hark back, but not Not unencumbered. THE CHARGE OF THE "BUSTLE." FORWARD the Big Bustle! Into the gutter; Swells to the right of it, Loud cries the errand-boy, Citizens stare- Terrace and square. But look, the low'ring sky Gallantly throng; Sweeping along. Ah, 'tis a rainy day! Streams flood the muddy way, Cheeky cads hustle; Flies from the crowded streets, Not the same Bustle! Judy, April 17, 1872, "OUR BOYS." On the occasion of the Six Hundredth performance of this comedy at the Vaudeville Theatre, the following verses were composed by Mr. Robert Reece: KEEP the league'! keep the league, Keep our league onward ! We twain have "run" a piece Nights now Six Hundred Dresses wore spite of us, Scenes waned each night of us, Stitches made light of us, Severed and sundered; "Summers on 'houses' tell, These stanzas were circulated among the audience, but were not spoken from the stage. The extraordinary run of Our Boys, which closed in April, 1879, will long excite the curiosity and wonder of the theatrical world. Mr. Byron's comedy was produced January 16, 1875, and was played continuously for four years, three months, and three days. This would allow about 1,321 nights, but extra day representations raised the total number of performances to 1,362. Beside this return the " long runs of previous days were THE CHARGE OF THE RAD." BRIGADE. By the League, by the League. by the League onward, Into the Common's House went the three hundred. Forward the "Rad." Bridade! "Pass this Bill quick," he said. Into the Common's House went the three hundred. Forward the "Rad." Brigade! Who is a whit afraid? What tho' the Tories say we all have blundered? Theirs but to moan and cry-let Jemmy Lowther sigh, and ask Sir Stafford "Why? Into the Common's House went the three hundred. Leaguers to right of them, Whiggites to left of them, Into the lobby drear, into the House pell-mell, rush'd the three hundred. Flashed all their tongues quite bare, each one his speech to air, Crushing the Leaguers there, dishing the Tories while Salisbury wondered. Plunged in the hot debate, those who the rules had brokeParnell and Dillon-reeled from brave Gladstone's stroke shattered and sundered; Then they went out, but not-not the three hundred. Leaguers to right of them, Whigs on the left of them, Tories behind them, stamped, roared, and thundered, Stormed at with hoot and yell, while many a weak one fell, They that had voted well came from the lobby back, back to the House pell-mell All that was left of the happy three hundred. When will they e'er be paid? Oh, the grand vote they gave! Salisbury wondered! Honour the vote they gave! Long live the "Rad." Brigade! Gladstone's three hundred. A LAY OF THE NEW LAW COURTS. Being the experience of Officials, Counsel, Clients, Wit. nesses, and all who do their business in the Great Legal Maze. With apologies to the Poet Laureate. Up the stairs, down the stairs, Barriers to right of us, Barriers to left of us, Bad words we thundered. By those who blundered? Who could have wondered? If one, there's five hundred. Funny Folks, 1883. THE LATEST CHARGE. [At a meeting in Ireland recently, when Mr. Biggar got up to speak, six hundred ladies rose and quitted the room, to show their disgust with his conduct as shown in the suit brought against him for breach of promise to marry.] ON their legs, on their legs, On their legs onward, How dare he show his head? Volleyed and thundered. Funny Folks, January, 1884. The Nineteenth Century, March 1878, contained a poem, by Tennyson, entitled— THE REVEnge. A Ballad of the Fleet. I. AT Flores, in the Azores, Sir Richard Grenville lay, away; Spanish ships of war at sea! we have sighted fifty-three !" Then sware Lord Thomas Howard; "'Fore God I am no coward; But I cannot meet them here, for my ships are out of gear, And the half my men are sick. I must fly, but follow quick. We are six ships of the line; can we fight with fifty-three?', # The rugged metre, and the exaggerated national sentiment of this ballad were thus amusingly parodied : RETRIBUTION-A XIXTH CENTURY BALLAD OF THE SLOE. By the Author of "Vengeance, a Ballad of the Fleet." AT his chambers in the Albany Sir Richard Tankard lay. And a missive, like brown buttered toast, was brought him on a tray; "Come, drink my Spanish wine-fifty dozen, all is thine, And bring your friends with you, we'll drink till all is blue." Then sware Lord Thomas Drunker; "By jingo, I'm no funker; But I cannot go, I fear, for my liver's out of gear, And my head feels like to burst, and I only slake my thirst With Apollinaris water, for I dare not touch port wine." Then spake Sir Richard Tankard, "I know you are no funker, And fly wine for a moment to return to it again, But my liver and my brain are free from ache and pain. Unsatisfied, and craving for the purple wines of Spain," "We will go for we are dry; If good there will be little left ere morrow's sun be set!" For I never turned my back upon glass or bottle yet." Sir Richard spoke and he laugh'd, and we roared a hurrah, and so, Like true-born sturdy Englishmen, we all of us would go. And found the wine all laid along the floor in many a row, And half was laid on the right-hand side, and half on the left was seen, And the table, like the white sea foam, ran down the room between. The dim eyes of the waiters winked with an inward laugh; They seemed to mock the notion that we the wine would quaff But as the night was waning they watched the rows grow small, And whispered to each other "I bet they'll drink it all!" For the wine was flowing swiftly down, as a cataract might be When it leaps from a mountain to the sea! And the moon went down and the stars came out o'er the smoky London town; And never a moment ceased the flow of the purple liquor down! Glass after glass, the whole night long, the mighty magnums went, And bottle after bottle was away from the table sent. "Dead men," as in a battle field lay strewn upon the floor, But still there was no cry of" Hold!" but constant shouts for 61 more ! ?' For he said, "Drink on, drink on!" And it chanced when more than half of the summer night was gone That he rose up on his feet and tried to stand, So passed we all, and when we woke each knew of a heavy head, For not a soul of all of us had found the way to bed! "It never was PORT!" we cried, and so we tasted it once again-'twas SLOE! Vile SLOE with all our might, we had drunk for half the night! And brave Sir Richard Tankard said, "Boys, although we drank hard, On March 15th, 1882, at one of the London Ballad Concerts, Mr. Santley sang, for the first time, a patriotic song written by Alfred Tennyson, the music composed by Mr. C. V. Stanford. This song was announced with much ceremony as a new work, whereas it was simply an abbreviated, and somewhat modified, arrangement of a poem in five verses, entitled "Hands all Round," which had appeared in the Examiner in 1852, over the signature Merlin. The song did not arouse any enthusiasm, and is now only memorable for the offence its chorus gave to the temperance party. The first verse is quoted to illustrate the parodies: "First pledge our Queen, my friends, and then He best will serve the race of men |