Nash's six preceding volumes and includes thirty poems never before published. It is a notable omnibus, a storehouse of wry laughter, penetrating appraisal, and inspired lunacy comparable to nothing written in the period-a collection which has already been admiringly called The Golden Trashery of Ogden Nashery. THE RHINOCEROS The rhino is a homely beast, ADVENTURES OF ISABEL Isabel met an enormous bear; Isabel, Isabel, didn't care. The bear was hungry, the bear was ravenous, How do, Isabel, now I'll eat you! Isabel, Isabel, didn't worry; Isabel didn't scream or scurry. She washed her hands and she straightened her hair up, Once on a night as black as pitch Isabel met a wicked old witch. The witch's face was cross and wrinkled, The witch's gums with teeth were sprinkled. Ho, ho, Isabel! the old witch crowed, I'll turn you into an ugly toad! Isabel, Isabel, didn't worry; Isabel didn't scream or scurry. She showed no rage and she showed no rancor, Isabel met a hideous giant, Isabel continued self-reliant. The giant was hairy, the giant was horrid, He had one eye in the middle of his forehead. Good morning, Isabel, the giant said, I'll grind your bones to make my bread. Isabel didn't scream or scurry. She nibbled the zwieback that she always fed off, And when it was gone, she cut the giant's head off. Isabel met a troublesome doctor, He punched and poked till he really shocked her. The doctor's talk was of coughs and chills, Swallow this, it will make you well. Isabel didn't scream or scurry. She took those pills from the pill-concoctor, And Isabel calmly cured the doctor. GOLLY, HOW TRUTH WILL OUT! How does a person get to be a capable liar? That is something that I respectfully inquiar, Because I don't believe a person will ever set the world on fire Unless they are a capable lire. Some wise man said that words were given to us to conceal our thoughts, But if a person has nothing but truthful words why their thoughts haven't even the protection of a pair of panties or shoughts, And a naked thought is ineffectual as well as improper, And hasn't a chance in the presence of a glib chinchilla-clad whopper. One of the greatest abilities a person can have, I guess, Is the ability to say Yes when they mean No and No when they mean Yes. Oh to be Machiavellian, oh to be unscrupulous, oh, to be glib! Oh to be ever prepared with a plausible fib! Because then a dinner engagement or a contract or a treaty is no longer a fetter, Because liars can just logically lie their way out of it if they don't like it or if one comes along that they like better; And do you think their conscience prickles? No, it tickles. And please believe that I mean every one of these lines as I am writing them Because once there was a small boy who was sent to the drugstore to buy some bitter stuff to put on his nails to keep him from biting them, And in his humiliation he tried to lie to the clerk And it didn't work, Because he said My mother sent me to buy some bitter stuff for a friend of mine's nails that bites them, and the clerk smiled wisely and said I wonder who that friend could be, And the small boy broke down and said Me, And it was me, or at least I was him, And all my subsequent attempts at subterfuge have been equally grim, And that is why I admire a suave prevarication because I prevaricate so awkwardly and gauchely, And that is why I can never amount to anything politically or socially. SONG TO BE SUNG BY THE FATHER OF INFANT FEMALE CHILDREN My heart leaps up when I behold Contrariwise, my blood runs cold For little boys as little boys, No special hate I carry, But now and then they grow to men, No matter how they tarry, Eventually they marry. And, swine among the pearls, They marry little girls. Oh, somewhere, somewhere, an infant plays, I never see an infant (male), Oh, first he'll want to crop his curls, And then he'll think of pretty girls And holy matrimony. Oh, somewhere he bubbles, bubbles of milk, His cheeks are roses painted on silk, He'll sell a bond, or he'll write a book, And his eyes will get that acquisitive look, Is diapered still Will want to marry My daughter Jill. Oh sweet be his slumber and moist his middle! My dreams, I fear, are infanticiddle. A fig for embryo Lohengrins! I'll open all of his safety pins, I'll pepper his powder, and salt his bottle, To play with in his perambulator. Then perhaps he'll struggle through fire and water Countee Cullen ountee Cullen was born in New York City, May 30, 1903. He was educated in the New York schools and at New York University, and was graduated with the class of 1925. A year later he received his M.A. at Harvard (1926). Color (1925) and Copper Sun (1927) suffer not only from the poet's influences but from his own juvenilia. There is, however, no gainsaying his gift of epigram and the neatness of his execution. Lacking the deep racial quality of Langston Hughes, Cullen's is a more literary accomplishment. If his verse is not as black as it might be painted, it is bold in concept and metaphor. "Heritage," which, in spite of reminiscences of Ralph Hodgson and Edna Millay, marks the peak of his first volume, still stands as one of the finest poems produced by an American Negro. The Ballad of the Brown Girl (1927) appeared in the same year as his comprehensive anthology of Negro verse, Caroling Dusk, in which Cullen showed unexpected editorial acumen. The Black Christ (1930) suffers from the double handicap of formula in style and formula in feeling. Its program is ambitious and promises force; but here is no fire, only fluency. The poet seems to be victimized by his own epithets, and these lack surprise or conviction. As Harry Alan Potamkin wrote, reviewing the preceding volume, “Mr. Cullen has capitalized the fact of race without paying for such capitalization by the exploitation of the material and the essence of race. Once race becomes to him more than capital and its poetic form more than the statement of its fact, he will create, upon what are undoubtedly unusual gifts, poems of import." The Medea and Some Poems (1935) contains an adequate but not inspired. version of the poetic drama with several other verses. SIMON THE CYRENIAN SPEAKS He never spoke a word to me, At first I said, "I will not bear But He was dying for a dream, And He was very meek; And in His eyes there shone a gleam It was Himself my pity bought; I did for Christ alone What all of Rome could not have wrought What is Africa to me: So I lie, who all day long With the dark blood dammed within Channels of the chafing net Where they surge and foam and fret. Africa? A book one thumbs What is last year's snow to me, So I lie, who find no peace |