But we sat and spake at first of divers inoffensive things, Opera music, Vernon pictures, Popes, and cattle-shows, and Kings. Then came on to closer matters, sympathy, and kindred thought, (Johnson, rogue, you understand it, though you know you didn't ought.) Finally with hands ingrappled, and with faces in a flame, Share my joys, and share my sorrows, and my £90 per annum. Is it well to wish thee happy, having known me, to recline On a heart whose owner's income's several times as large as mine? Thou hast been and gone and done it, thou hast wedded Herbert Brooks; Yesterday you spelt together one of Verrey's* indexed books. Yes, I saw you, as you entered. I was standing in the rain— Verrey's room (I owe him something) never sees my face again. Ha! thy lord will treat thee often to a trip to Hampton Court, Or to dine at Waytes's, Gravesend, ere the days become too short. Go with him-it is thy duty; I had never done it, ha! 16 He will talk without a purpose," easy things to understand; I had spoke high art into thee, Kant, and Goethe, and Merry farces he delights in, and will take his wife to see 'em One day thou wilt have a baby-well, 'twill serve thee very right; But beware, and don't baptise it Peter Nicodemus Blight. Johnson, you've had too much brandy, and my clock is rather slow; As you haven't got a latch-key, Johnson, you had better go. From The Puppet-Showman's Album, a very scarce pamphlet, illustrated by Gavarni, published about 1848. No copy of this little book is to be found in the Library of the British Museum. THE NEW CENONE.-AN EPIC FRAGMent. (With Apologies to the Poet Laureate.) O BRITISH Public, many-fadded public, It was the bright forenoon; one silvery cloud A well-known restaurant in Regent Street, London. Purple, and primrose. And the artist rose For fine effect of light and shade, and placed O British Public, hearken ere I die! I heard great Heré. She to Paris made O British Public harken ere I die! She ceased, and Paris held the golden fruit Out at arm's length, so much the thought of power Is a base burden) but to hold as law And Paris pondered, and I cried, "Oh! Paris, O British Public, many-headed Public, O British Public, harken ere I die. She spoke and laughed, I shut my eyes in fear, As she withdrew from forth the studio door, From Punch. December, 1879. There still remain to be quoted some amusing parodies of Tennyson's early poems, the first in order being Mariana. THE BOW STREET GRANGE. By Alfred Tennyson. WITH blackest mud, the locked-up sots Were splashed and covered, one and all. And rusty nails, and callous knots, Stuck from the bench against the wall. The wooden bed felt hard and strange; Lost was the key that oped the latch; To light his pipe he had no match, Within the Bow Street station's range. He only said, "It's very dreary;" Did prove; but most he loathed the hour Then said he, "This is very dreary;" -:0: In 1855, Messrs. George Routledge & Co., published a small volume, by Frank E. Smedley and Edmund Hodgson Yates, entitled Mirth and Metre, which contained several excellent parodies, one entitled Boreäna, after The Ballad of Oriana; and another called Vauxhall, which imitated Locksley Hall. Most of the parodies in the book were written by Mr. Edmund H. Yates, but he gave the credit of Boreäna to Mr. Frank Smedley, (the author of Lewis Arundel, Frank Fairlegh, and several other well-known novels,) who died in May, 1864. To which my soul made answer readily: "Trust me, in bliss I shall abide In this great mansion, that is built for me, So royal-rich and wide." "Yet pull not down my palace towers, that are So lightly, beautifully built; Perchance I may return with others there THE PALACE OF ART. I BUILT myself a high-art pleasure house I said, "I have the true æsthetic nous, 'Twas dull red brick, with gables set galore, And little light did through the windows pass, For 'twas shut out by thick lead frames that bore, Quarrels of grey green glass. The dadoed walls, in green were stained, no tint Which common blue and yellow mingled make; But a green y-wrought-of sepia without stintWith indigo and lake. Nor grainèd panel, nor enamelled slate Was there to jar on my artistic sight; Two lovely griffins, made of burnished brass, All round the rooms were shelves of black-dyed deal, In Robbia white and blue. One deep recess, serged-covered, like a lawn, "Hence whilst the world runs round and round," I said, So day and night upon that plate I gazed, And strove to fix thereon what thought I had; My brain shrunk like a nut adust and dried; That ancient plate of willow-pattern blue, One year I gazed upon that much-loved plate, I said, "How know I 'tis of ancient date, So when one year was wholly finished, "Now rather bring me Satsuma !" I said. "Or blue-green Cloisonnée. "For I am sick of this pervading hue, Steeped wherein this landscape, stream, and sky, To my heart-weary question, 'Is all blue?' 'Yea, all is blue,' reply. "Yet do not smash the plate I so admired, When first my high æsthetic house I built; I may come back to it, of Dresden tired, And Sèvres gaily gilt." Punch, February 15, 1879. Although taken from Cruikshank's Comic Almanack, for 1846, the following parody of The May Queen is so fresh and so funny that it might have been written yesterday :: THE QUEEN OF THE FÊTE. By Alfred Tennyson. I. THE DAY BEFORE. [To be read with liveliness.] IF you're waking, call me early, mother, fine, or wet, or bleak; To-morrow is the happiest day of all the Ascot week; There's many a bright barège, they say, but none so bright as mine, And whiter gloves, that have been cleaned, and smell of turpentine; But none so nice as mine, I know, and so they all will say ; And I'll be queen, if I may, mother, I'll be queen, if I may. I sleep so sound all night, mother, that I shall never wake, If you do not shout at my bedside, and give me a good shake; For I have got those gloves to trim with blonde and ribbons gay, And I'm to be queen, if I may, mother; I'm to be queen, if I may. As I came home to-day, mother, whom think you I should meet, But Harry-looking at a cab, upset in Oxford-street; He thought of when we met, to learn the Polka of Miss RaeBut I'll be queen, if I may, mother; I'll be queen, if I may. They say he wears moustachios, that my chosen he may be ; The night cabs come and go, mother, with panes of mended glass, And all the things about us seem to clatter as they pass; The weather-glass hung in the hall has turned to "fair" from "showers." The see-weed crackles and feels dry, that's hanging mid'st the flowers. Vauxhall, too, is not open, so 'twill be a fine, fine day; And I will be queen, if I may, mother; I will be queen, if I may. So call me, if you're waking; call me, mother, from my rest The Middle Horticultural" is sure to be the best. Of all the three, this one will be the brightest, happiest day; And I will be queen, if I may, mother; I will be queen, if I may. II. THE DAY AFTER. [Slow, and with sad expression.] IF you're waking, call me early, call me early, mother dear; I have been wild and wayward, but I am not wayward now, So, if you're waking, call me, when the day begins to dawn; So, if your waking, call me, call me early, mother dear. ALBERT SMITH. Light Green, a magazine published at Cambridge, in 1872, contained another parody of the same original, it is called "The May Exam." by Alfred Pennysong. |